May 9 2013, 2pm ...1 week ago
Boy & Girl get married.
Wife was sick of husband not going out more.
Husband & Wife divorce
-12 years later-
Wife is now remarried.
Ex Husband goes out more than she does.
Wife only leaves house for work & or errands.
Irony is so freaking funny I can’t even.
True Story.
My parents story.
Which I find hilarious.
April 30 2013, 4am ...3 weeks ago
i wish i had an extremely attractive guy friend that every single girl liked and he secretly had a crush on me and i secretly had a crush on him and then we get in argument and he kisses me
(Source: theukings)
April 30 2013, 4am ...3 weeks ago
hey now
ur a rockstar
get your
great now I cant remember the actual lyrics
April 30 2013, 4am ...3 weeks ago
i just saw this picture of shrek
and i’m laughing because it’s as if i’m about to give him a blowjob
tears are coming out of my eyes
April 30 2013, 4am ...3 weeks ago
[kicks door in] i heard u talking shit about my favorite character
