- Becky: FUQUWHORE.
- Becky: &YOUR WIDESET VAGINA
- Michelle: LEAVE IT ALONE ;A;
- A BLACK GUY WENT IN THERE & NEVER CAME BACK
- DATSEXYASSHOE: Get
- DATSEXYASSHOE: The
- DATSEXYASSHOE: Fuck
- DATSEXYASSHOE: Out
- DATSEXYASSHOE: Now.
- DATMEXICANHOE: go watch the lion king
- DATMEXICANHOE: u'll understand
- DATSEXYASSHOE: Dumb bitch.
- DATSEXYASSHOE: So done with your shit
- DATBRITISHHOE: Haven't watches Lion king since I was 7 so
- DATSEXYASSHOE: GET THE FUCK OUT NOW
- DATSEXYASSHOE: GO
- DATSEXYASSHOE: LEAVE
- DATSEXYASSHOE: THIS INSTANT
- DATBRITISHHOE: SUCK MY HAIRY TITS
- DATMEXICANHOE: and u dont remember mufasa?
- DATBRITISHHOE: I DONT REMEMBER YESTERDAY
- DATSEXYASSHOE: JUST LEAVE
- DATSEXYASSHOE: I DON'T REMEMBER 5 MINS AGO BUT I REMEMBER MUFASA
STOP RIGHT THERE - TUMBLR POLICE
m’am do you have any idea how fast you were reblogging
so i went on the american apparel site today
looking at the socks
here’s one of the pictures for men’s socks
seriously i’m not one to complain about sexism much but i just looked on this site and??
THE FUCK IS THIS???
also BAGS AND WALLEtS???
????????????????????? I DON’T FUCKING GET IT????
I hate it when my parents have people over and I want to get to the kitchen
tumblr giveaway: my fat
You have no idea what I’ve been through in my life. I had the ORIGINAL GameBoy Advance. That shit had no light and I had to find the perfectly lit room. You don’t know what I come from.
Simon Cowell seriously wasted the opportunity to say, “Simon Says no,” about a thousand times on American Idol and I just can’t forgive him for that.
-dances around throwing flowers-
bitches. bitches everywhere.
- Michelle: I wanna touch your body
- Becky: I want you to touch my body
- Michelle: Oh I will bby
- Becky: Touch it everywhere
- Michelle: Awh yeah
- Becky: I like turtles
- Michelle: I bet you d- wait what? l: (that's not sexy)
- Becky: They're turtley
- Michelle: yes, very.
No limits, anyone who reblogs this gets the tracklist messaged to them.
Thank you, you’re a lovely person!
YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER FOR COMING UP WITH THIS IDEA AND DOING IT.
A SHORT STORY BY BECKY MAE ROBERTS
When Michelle panics, She buys ice cream
A man was choking, what did you do?
“I bought Icecream”
Now, why did you do that?
“I DUNNO I PANICKED”
Well now he’s dead.
How do you feel?
“Well, I still have some icecream left, so I’m feeling pretty good.. But when it’s gone I’ll be sad… mainly cause my ice cream is gone…. But partially because I killed a guy.”
- me: omfg what is this shit why am i even posting this
- tumblr: 10000 notes
- me: oh my god this took 2 hours but it was worth it I love it so much its perf wow
- tumblr: 2 notes
Boy & Girl get married.
Wife was sick of husband not going out more.
Husband & Wife divorce
-12 years later-
Wife is now remarried.
Ex Husband goes out more than she does.
Wife only leaves house for work & or errands.
Irony is so freaking funny I can’t even.
My parents story.
Which I find hilarious.
i wish i had an extremely attractive guy friend that every single girl liked and he secretly had a crush on me and i secretly had a crush on him and then we get in argument and he kisses me