- Becky: FUQUWHORE.
- Becky: &YOUR WIDESET VAGINA
- Michelle: LEAVE IT ALONE ;A;
- A BLACK GUY WENT IN THERE & NEVER CAME BACK
June 2013
SO DONE WITH YOU BECKY
- DATSEXYASSHOE: Get
- DATSEXYASSHOE: The
- DATSEXYASSHOE: Fuck
- DATSEXYASSHOE: Out
- DATSEXYASSHOE: Now.
- DATMEXICANHOE: go watch the lion king
- DATMEXICANHOE: u'll understand
- DATSEXYASSHOE: Dumb bitch.
- DATSEXYASSHOE: So done with your shit
- DATBRITISHHOE: Haven't watches Lion king since I was 7 so
- DATSEXYASSHOE: GET THE FUCK OUT NOW
- DATSEXYASSHOE: GO
- DATSEXYASSHOE: LEAVE
- DATSEXYASSHOE: THIS INSTANT
- DATBRITISHHOE: SUCK MY HAIRY TITS
- DATMEXICANHOE: and u dont remember mufasa?
- DATBRITISHHOE: I DONT REMEMBER YESTERDAY
- DATSEXYASSHOE: JUST LEAVE
- DATSEXYASSHOE: I DON'T REMEMBER 5 MINS AGO BUT I REMEMBER MUFASA
STOP RIGHT THERE - TUMBLR POLICE
m’am do you have any idea how fast you were reblogging
shawtyimmaonlytellyouthisonce:
so i went on the american apparel site today
looking at the socks
and
for reference
here’s one of the pictures for men’s socks
seriously i’m not one to complain about sexism much but i just looked on this site and??
headwear
what
THE FUCK IS THIS???
????????
also BAGS AND WALLEtS???
male:
female:
????????????????????? I DON’T FUCKING GET IT????
Listen
Talking to your parents on the phone
I AM FUCKIGN CRYING I DID NOT EXPECT THIS AT ALL I AM LAUGHING OUT LOUD OH Y FUCKIGNG FOD
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
I hate it when my parents have people over and I want to get to the kitchen
tumblr giveaway: my fat
You have no idea what I’ve been through in my life. I had the ORIGINAL GameBoy Advance. That shit had no light and I had to find the perfectly lit room. You don’t know what I come from.
Simon Cowell seriously wasted the opportunity to say, “Simon Says no,” about a thousand times on American Idol and I just can’t forgive him for that.
-dances around throwing flowers-
bitches. bitches everywhere.
the daily life of us
- Michelle: I wanna touch your body
- Becky: I want you to touch my body
- Michelle: Oh I will bby
- Becky: Touch it everywhere
- Michelle: Awh yeah
- Becky: I like turtles
- Michelle: I bet you d- wait what? l: (that's not sexy)
- Becky: They're turtley
- Michelle: yes, very.
I will make everyone who reblogs this a mix CD based on your blog
No limits, anyone who reblogs this gets the tracklist messaged to them.
Thank you, you’re a lovely person!
YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER FOR COMING UP WITH THIS IDEA AND DOING IT.
Scenario #1"I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I BOUGHT ICE CREAM"
A SHORT STORY BY BECKY MAE ROBERTS
When Michelle panics, She buys ice cream
A man was choking, what did you do?
“I bought Icecream”
Now, why did you do that?
“I DUNNO I PANICKED”
Well now he’s dead.
“oh..”
How do you feel?
“Well, I still have some icecream left, so I’m feeling pretty good.. But when it’s gone I’ll be sad… mainly cause my ice cream is gone…. But partially because I killed a guy.”
May 2013
wishmaker: signal boost please! →
jirachi.tumblr.com
hello! my name is jasmine and i’m a 19 year old sophomore in college. i have recently been diagnosed with autism and have been prescribed a service dog to help with my sensory processing disability. i’m going to be living on my own in disability housing in january at a new college because my parents are moving out of state this year. i make good grades and i have a full ride to my new college, so all of my schooling is taken care of but i need a little financial help for something else :~( my service dog training will begin in august, and my family doesn’t have enough to buy my dog or her vest. i desperately NEED my dog so i can begin her training in august before i move at the end of the year. i have a great deal worked out with an agency: the fee for my dog is $300, and her vest is going to be $60. i’d appreciate ANY spare change you have! (: there’s a donation button on my blog. thank you!!
hi GUYS!! good news, i have almost enough for my dog. ive received $215.42! thank you all for donating/reblogging and especially to tumblr user pillory for kindly donating $100! i unfortunately still do not have enough to receive my dog yet so any more reblogs would be appreciated!
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
making edits
- me: omfg what is this shit why am i even posting this
- tumblr: 10000 notes
- me: oh my god this took 2 hours but it was worth it I love it so much its perf wow
- tumblr: 2 notes
Having different opinions on tumblr:
Boy & Girl get married.
Wife was sick of husband not going out more.
Husband & Wife divorce
-12 years later-
Wife is now remarried.
Ex Husband goes out more than she does.
Wife only leaves house for work & or errands.
Irony is so freaking funny I can’t even.
True Story.
My parents story.
Which I find hilarious.
April 2013
i wish i had an extremely attractive guy friend that every single girl liked and he secretly had a crush on me and i secretly had a crush on him and then we get in argument and he kisses me
